Ed Subitzky

Ed Subitzky, full name Edward Jack Subitzky (born March 19, 1943) is an American writer and artist, who is best known as a cartoonist, comics artist, and humorist/humor writer. He has also worked as a television comedy writer and performer, a writer and performer of radio comedy, and a writer of radio drama, as well as creating comedy and humor in various other media. He is a member of the Screen Actors Guild, AFTRA, and the Writers Guild of America.

In the early 1970s, Subitzky became a contributing editor at National Lampoon magazine, where he worked with many well-regarded humor and comedy creators such as Henry Beard, Doug Kenney, Michael O'Donoghue, P. J. O'Rourke, Michael Gross, and comedy performers including John Belushi and Chevy Chase. As well as his work for the magazine, Subitzky contributed to many other Lampoon projects.

Subsequently Subitzky went on to various other kinds of humor and comedy work, including working on television with David Letterman, and more work for radio. He has also written broadcast horror stories.

During the 1990s, several comic strips of his appeared as "Op/Art" in the op-ed pages of the New York Times.

Since 2003 he has contributed a number of written and drawn pieces on the subject of consciousness to a serious science journal, the JCS. .

Subitzky has had a longtime day job as an advertising copywriter.

Early life
Subitzky was born in and grew up in Mount Vernon, New York, just outside of New York City. As a child he read a wide variety of comic books, and  Mad magazine. He was greatly influenced by the work of Harvey Kurtzman and to a lesser extent that of Will Elder, both of whom he met briefly in Mount Vernon when he was about 12 years old.

He was educated at what is now Binghamton University, where he was a math major who also took many philosophy courses.

A few years later he moved into Manhattan, and took cartooning classes at the School of Visual Arts, or SVA. The classes were taught by Bob Blechman and Charles Slackman.

National Lampoon magazine
Subitzky ended up doing a great deal of work for National Lampoon magazine, including primarily comic strips, cartoons, and humor writing.

The connection was first established in 1972, when contributing editor Michel Choquette of National Lampoon magazine visited the SVA cartooning class that Subitzky was in (p. 47, Levin, 2009). Choquette took a liking to Subitzky's work, and brought him over to the offices of National Lampoon.

Subitzky subsequently became a long-term contributing editor; one or more of his comic strips, cartoons, and written articles appeared in almost every issue of the magazine. His name remained on the masthead of National Lampoon from 1972 on, through the decline of the magazine in the 1980s, and almost up to the point of its eventual demise.

Comic strips
Subitzky's approximately 100 comic strips for the Lampoon included “Saturday Night on Antarius!”, “Two-way Comics!", "Eight Comics in One!” and “Come Too Soon Comics!” Many of his comic strips ran to several pages, and featured numerous very small panels.

Written humor
His approximately 100 articles and written pieces for National Lampoon included “How I Spent My Summer” in the "Self-Indulgence" issue (December 1973, Vol. 1, No. 45) and "Stupidworld" in the "Stupid" issue (March 1974, Vol 1, No 48).

Fumetti
Two out of many fumetti or photo funnies he wrote were “The Perfect Date” and “Every Red-Blooded American Boy’s Dream: Three Pretty Girls Doing Just What You Want So You Can Masturbate!"

Lampoon books
In 1974, Subitzky wrote two sections of the infamous National Lampoon 1964 High School Yearbook Parody: the first piece in the yearbook, which is the Principal's letter, and "In Memorium" [sic], which is a parody of a student In Memoriam piece.

In the same year Subitzky wrote numerous sections of the Lampoon book,The Job of Sex, which was a parody of The Joy of Sex.

In September 1974 he guest-edited the "Old Age" issue of the magazine.

His writing and cartooning were reprinted in many National Lampoon anthologies, and pieces of his have been included in several other anthologies, including the "Big Book of New American Humor" and more than one collection edited by the cartoonist Sam Gross.

In 1972, a comic of Subitzky's entitled Two-headed Sam in the singles bar! was made part of the (as yet still unpublished) comic book, "Someday Funnies", which was put together by Michel Choquette.

National Lampoon radio
Subitzky was a writer for and an occasional performer on The National Lampoon Radio Hour, which ran for a little over a year in 1973 to 1974. He conceptualized, and wrote all, or nearly all of, the “Public Disservice Announcements” (which were parodies of public service announcements) as well as a number of other pieces. Some selections from the Radio Hour work appeared on the CD album Gold Turkey.

He also conceived, wrote, and starred in a one hour, two-episode radio play for The National Lampoon Radio Hour. The play was a spoof of popular science fiction/horror dramas, and it was entitled The Sluts from Space. The two episodes aired on May 25 and June 2 of 1974.

Subitzky voiced the part of the science-nerd hero, Timmy Johnson, who, by clever control of the supply of deodorants, manages to save the world from alien invaders disguised as beautiful and seductive women. The Sluts from Space episodes of the show are listed in detail at: and.

Horror stories
In 1980 Subitzky wrote numerous pieces for a nationally-syndicated series of five-minute horror stories, broadcast on radio. The series was entitled Nightwatch.

Comedy albums
Subitzky was the sole author of two National Lampoon comedy albums:


 * Official National Lampoon Stereo Test and Demonstration Record, 1974, voiced by John Belushi and Chevy Chase, among others.


 * The Official National Lampoon Stereo Test and Demonstration Tape, 1980, on cassette tape for car stereo.

Comedy writing and performing
Subitzky was a comedy writer on The David Letterman Show for its first season on the air in 1982, and he also appeared on the show many times, in variations of a sketch which is sometimes referred to as “The Imposter". In these sketches, Letterman introduces Subitzky as someone else altogether, often a minor celebrity, and after a few minutes of interviewing, Subitzky breaks down and admits to Letterman that he had only pretended to be the other person so that he could be on television. He then runs through the audience apologizing abjectly.

Subitzky reprised this role in twelve more appearances on Late Night with David Letterman.

The New York Times Op/Ed page, and magazine work
During the 1990s, Subitzky had several Op/Art cartoons published on the Opinion/Editorial page of the New York Times.

His cartoons have also appeared in Natural History, The New Yorker, and Tricycle: The Buddhist Review, and some written pieces of his appeared in Cracked.

Journal of Irreproducible Results
In 1991, he co-wrote a science humor piece for the Journal of Irreproducible Results entitled “A Call For More Scientific Truth in Product Warning Labels”, by Susan Hewitt and Edward Subitzky. This piece was subsequently quoted by both New Scientist and Atlantic Monthly. 18 years after it was first published, it is still featured (both with and without its title, attribution and introduction) on hundreds of websites, including versions that have been translated into Dutch, French, German, Hungarian and Spanish.

Journal of Consciousness Studies
Since the year 2000, based on his long-term interest in science and philosophy, especially the "Hard Problem" of consciousness, Subitzky has been contributing to a peer reviewed academic journal, the Journal of Consciousness Studies (JCS), published by Imprint Academic of Exeter, England.

Subitzky has had two cartoons, a 4-page comic strip, three written articles, and a poem published in this journal. Some of the pieces are humorous and some are not. In chronological order they are: an essay "I am a conscious essay", a single-panel untitled cartoon which was used as a frontispiece, the 4-page comic strip "Inkland" , the short science fiction story "The Voyage" , another science fiction short story, "The Experiment" and a poem, "Mirage". In 2010, a single-panel cartoon of his on the subject of the Turing test was used as the cover art for the double issue of JCS: Volume 17 No.1–2.

Another Imprint Academic publication
The book, ''What does it all mean? A humanistic account of human experience'' by William A. Adams, 2005, 250 pages, published by Imprint Academic, featured cover art by Ed Subitzky, a single panel cartoon on the subject of consciousness.

Film-related work
Subitzky conceived, wrote, and did the original drawings for, a short animated film which was then produced, and subsequently bought by Saturday Night Live, but was not aired. He co-wrote a screenplay, which was bought but not produced. He also wrote the lyrics for a country song which appeared as background music in a bar scene in another film (Kandyland, 1987). 

Character modeling
Subitzky appeared in the Lampoon magazine as a character model in editorial photographs 54 times. In 1977 he appeared on the cover of the book National Lampoon Gentleman's Bathroom Companion as the Ty-D-Bol man (a spoof of commercials for a blue-tinted toilet bowl cleaner). In 1988 he was featured on the cover of the March–April issue of National Lampoon magazine as a disappointed television viewer.

During the 1990s, Subitzky occasionally worked for the modeling agency FunnyFace Today, appearing in a few publications including Redbook.

In the 1980s Subitzky was the sole actor in a television commercial for a video game called Mountain King.

A 2006 parody
In 2006, an Australian magazine, POX, ran a multi-page National Lampoon magazine parody, which included a take-off of Subitzky's comic strips.

Books

 * Josh Karp, 2004 Chicago Review Press, A Futile and Stupid Gesture: How Doug Kenney and National Lampoon Changed Comedy Forever, Chicago Review Press, 2006, ISBN 1556526024, 9781556526022
 * Matty Simmons, 1994, Barricade Books, If You Don't Buy This Book We'll Kill This Dog: Life, Laughs, Love and Death at the National Lampoon ISBN 1569800022; ISBN 978-1569800027
 * Tony Hendra, 1987, Dolphin Doubleday, Going Too Far: the Rise and Demise of Sick, Gross, Black, Sophomoric, Weirdo, Pinko, Anarchist, Underground, Anti-establishment Humor ISBN 0385232233; ISBN 978-0385232234
 * Rick Meyerowitz, 2010, Abrams, Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Writers and Artists Who Made the National Lampoon Insanely Great, ISBN 978-0 8109-8848-4, pages 208–213

Magazines and journals

 * LEVIN, Bob, August 2009, The Comics Journal, No. 299, p. 30-81, How Michel Choquette (Almost) Assembled the Most Stupendous Comic Book in the World, Starring: Harvey Kurtzman, Jack Kirby, Federico Fellini, Art Spiegelman, Wally Wood, Bill Griffith, Don Martin, Vaughn Bodé, William Burroughs, Michael O'Donoghue, Roy Thomas, Sergio Aragones, Jann Wenner, Gahan Wilson, C.C. Beck, R.O. Blechman, Eugene Ionesco, Barry Windsor-Smith, Guido Crepax, Ralph Steadman, Steve Englehart, Salvador Dali, Arnold Roth, Archie Goodwin, Shary Flenniken, Evert Geradts, Moebius, Denny O'Neill, Tom Wolfe, Will Eisner, Frank Zappa and many more
 * COOKE, Jon B., April 2003, Comic Book Artist, 24, "Ed Subitzky Interview: A mind for mirth, the nicest cartoonist in comic book history off the top of his head"
 * BUTCHER, Susan, & WOOD, Carol, 2006, POX (Australia), # 6, page 26, "Itsy-Bitsy Comics! by Izzy Bitzky"