User:SuperStickmanML

SuperStickmanML is an Irish video game guy who first appeared in the 1995 SNES video game 1995. 14 almost 15 years old in 2009, he is both an otaku and a writer... and... em... what the hell, he also has a lightsaber. He was created by Jesus, and voiced by Mark Laherty, who he actually is. OBVIOUSLY. His next game, 2010, will be out in 2011, because then 2010 will be over and stuff, ya know?

He is Tanya's Number One Fan.

Characteristics
SuperStickmanML is an Irish writer and otaku – his bedroom decorated with gaming posters, merchandise, models, etc. – living in an area so obscure that even he has no idea where it is, although it is rumoured to be in the general area of Kilkenny, Ireland. 14 almost 15 years old in 2009, he spends most of his time on either Wii, DS, Twitter, or with his head buried in a book. He is also a fan of Mock The Week, QI and Two And A Half Men. He owns a lightsaber, which I suppose I have to follow up on now. Oh, and he has a jet pack! Yeah, that'd be awesome. And, like I said before, he's Tanya's Number One Fan.

Tesco Rap
Now this is the story all about how The world got commercialized, upside down, And I'd like to relax, just take a mo, I'll tell you how the world got taken over by Tesco.

In Kilkenny, Mullinavat born and raised, On Twitter was where I spent most of my days, Bailey, Forest, Chelle, all cool, Until I had to turn the PC off and go to school. When a couple of suits that were up to no good, Built a supermarket in my neighborhood! I started one little strike and the exec was like, “Oh no! We gotta kidnap this kid and make him work for Tesco!”

I saw a long black limo and when it came near, The license plate said DEATH and had a hitman in the mirror, He pulls out his pistol and next thing I know, I’m in a concentration camp, working for Tesco.

They dumped me in this hellhole about seven or eight, And the hitman shouted, “Mr. Human Rights, see ya later! And by later I mean twenty years or so!” And that’s how I came to work for Tesco.